I Wish Wednesday

So glad for these prompts-btw! Currently I'm a stalled blogger who is lacking in all motivation and have nothing consequential to report...so please excuse the silliness and vanity of these "gumdrop fart" wishes. I know....even I am rolling my eyes...

1. I don't wanna go to school (said in a high, long whine). But I want to keep getting paid for sitting in my bathrobe watching my Tivo's...
2. I really want to wear a green bikini.
3. I want straight hair that gives humidity the middle finger.
4. I want to eat whatever whenever without having to pay the piper.
5. Ok-so I don't really need to win THE BIG LOTTERY....but a $100,000 would just 'bout do it for me.
6. One of these days my inner sassy girl is gonna match up with my sassy body-in that green bikini.
7. Ok, fine. World Peace could be really cool too...

Bitch session: Oh, and I am sick and damn tired of sweating over ever' lil thing I do...cleaning out closets, sitting in church, walking to the car. Why do I have to walk around with a sweat mustache everywhere I go??? When I lose this weight, I want to be a freakin' COLD skinny bitch...dammit...!!!